partybarackisinthehousetonight: please allow 5-7 business days before i hand in my homework that was due last monday
clientsfromhell: Me: Did you want it printed in CMYK or RGB? Client: Let’s do RGB, we’re trying to save money. Me: Trying to save money? Client: Yeah, three colours should do it. No need to spring for a fourth.
egberts: viarga: just-laff: egberts: if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket you are one of the great thinkers of our time Then you’d look at a house and be like “oh damn I wanna live there” and millions of dollars would be in your pockets, crushing and...
z1c: being 20+ on tumblr
Goodbyes are only for those who love with their eyes. For those who love with...– Rumi (via azhar11ali)
codawful: do you ever just feel your eyebrows
dionthesocialist: Sometimes, I wish I could ban my students from saying the word “gay” unless we’re specifically talking about homosexual people. Today one kid said that the ceiling was gay. Ceiling can’t be gay. Ceiling can’t even be straight. Ceiling is ceiling. Ceiling’s sexual preference is light bulb.
deucebowl: she reaches down seductively. I guide her hand to my zipper. she unzips my fanny pack by mistake. raviolis spill out everywhere